moltengolden:

keylimepie:

horse-ebook:

donbroccoli:

Is the alphabet called the alphabet because the first two letters in the Greek alphabet are alpha and beta?

fuck

Are there literally 75,000 people who did not realize this?

Get the fuck off your high horse yes clearly that many people didn’t know that about the fucking Greek alphabet sit down and shut the fuck up

coffeencourage:

Valentines day will be CANCELLED Friday, February 14th, due to inclement weather and dangerous road conditions.

coffeencourage:

Valentines day will be CANCELLED Friday, February 14th, due to inclement weather and dangerous road conditions.

nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

nyozeka:

i hope my first child is a dragon

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

puncircumcised:

*mobile blogs in front of computer*

derpollo-justice:

aquaticwonder:

Are you a piece of art because I’d like to nail you up against a wall

Damn

queerqueensansa:

postllimit:

mom: hey *dad’s name* oh whoops i mean *brother’s name* oh no *sister’s name* i mean *name of the family goldfish* ah shoot i meant *your name* can you get down here really quick i need something

my dad has literally called me by his own name.