heicho-u:

my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’

guy:

7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta throw myself down some stairs

guy:

7am waking up in the morning gotta be fresh gotta throw myself down some stairs

“why” “because i said so” good one mom you should be a lawyer

fatbellamy:

remember: you can’t spell “valentine’s Day” without “anal destiny”

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JE SUS CHRIST NEVER lAUGHED SO MUCH OH MY GOD HELOP ME

jellyworld:

*enters with a bad powerpoint animation effect* hello

fatbellamy:

remember: you can’t spell “valentine’s Day” without “anal destiny”

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JE SUS CHRIST NEVER lAUGHED SO MUCH OH MY GOD HELOP ME

Fantasies. Like having your own entertainment channel that you can cut, edit and replay anytime, anywhere.

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